I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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