whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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