They have a pepper shaker for pot.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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