Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
The chlamydia really affected his face.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Randomize
