Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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