You're completely useless in the revolution.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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