More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
This baby is an asshole
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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