i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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