You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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