is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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