i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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