So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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