omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Banned from zoo.
Again?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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