There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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