Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Need sex. Gaining weight.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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