Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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