Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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