i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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