Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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