Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
