Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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