How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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