I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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