It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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