You smell like a Billy Joel song
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
tell me about the eggs
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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