I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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