So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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