He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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