just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Sorry about my life...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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