i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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