He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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