I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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