So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
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I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
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You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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