I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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