when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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