Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You are a genius and a whore.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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