nut hugger
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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