I feel great
I just peed on a car
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
When did angry sex become our thing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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