He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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