Don't you send me to vm
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
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I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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