I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
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