You're so nebulous sometimes
she woke up with a sticky ear
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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