Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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