He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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