I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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