some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
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In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.