Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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