i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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