If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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