That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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