either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
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I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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