Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
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Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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