Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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