What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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