420 ftw
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
How does one acquire holy water?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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