So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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