We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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