if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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