I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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