Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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