Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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